orange cat looks at tomato, says If I Were A Vegetable

I’m One Hot Tomato

Human, as you can see from my adorable blep and keen stare, I am enamored by this perfectly round, gorgeously-colored vegetable. It reminds me so much of myself in its hue and stature. How appropriate that you have chosen to display it on this tiny pedestal. Of course, being a true gourmet and general admirer of edibles, I researched whether myself and other felines could safely consume this lycopene-lush food. It turns out that eating ripe tomatoes is perfectly safe and acceptable but the stems and leaves of the tomato plant can be toxic to us, so avoid them at all costs fellow felines! Until next time, I will be sitting here contentedly next to my vegetable doppelganger. With warm regards, guest cat author Rusty

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