Sinful, scrumptious, succulent shrimp I dream you when I sleep I want you day, I want you night I want you three miles deep Written by ~Boo
Note from the author: Human, why you do not have shrimp in my bowl at all hours of the day I simply can’t understand. And yes, I know how to juggle. I have many hidden talents that have been passed down to me from my mother and my mother’s mother who were circus cats. Their aerial artistry was admired by humans the world over, and their act brought kings and queens to the doors of their humans. So you, Meowmy, should be eternally grateful that I choose to live in such common circumstances with you, performing with only your affection and basic care as payment. Now, get your butt in gear and feed me shrimp immediately. Cordially, Boo