Human, as you can see from my adorable blep and keen stare, I am enamored by this perfectly round, gorgeously-colored vegetable. It reminds me so much of myself in its hue and stature. How...
Sprinkles on the carpet
Sprinkles by the door
Sprinkles on your sweater
that you left upon the floor
You might think, Dear Human,
that my sprinkles are a curse
But I could be named "Sharts"...
Sinful, scrumptious, succulent shrimp
I dream you when I sleep
I want you day, I want you night
I want you three miles deep
Written by ~Boo
Note from the author: Human, why you do not...
Furrends, for our first blog post, we would like to tell you a little bit about ourselves. Who we are, what motivates us, and what you can expect to see here.
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